FaKnows.

Your group chat already knows who was right.

Who'd actually know? Fu*k knows, so we built it. FaKnows who's at fault.

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Drop your .txt or .zip export here

or click to choose a file, a straight-off-the-phone export .zip works too

Add your side (optional, weighed, never whitewashes)

Free. No signup. 🔒 No chat is ever stored, it's read in memory and gone the moment your report is ready. See a sample first →

This is what you get. Free.

A real report, on a fictional chat, the exact format yours ships in. This sample is fabricated, not a real user's chat.

Sample FaKnows report card: 'Two Best Friends, One Unpaid Therapist', a fictional demo report

fictional demo, not a real chat

Title = the verdict, up front. No burying the lede, the headline is the take.

A balance score, not a vibe. Who initiated, who carried it, who showed up only in emergencies, quantified.

Every pattern comes with a quote. No callout without a verbatim line from the actual chat as evidence.

A verdict that picks a side. Framed as opinion and entertainment, never a diagnosis, but it doesn't both-sides it.

Get my free report

What people say after the verdict lands.

Real reactions from early testers, straight out of their WhatsApp threads. Screenshots, not paraphrases, shared with permission.

A real WhatsApp reaction to a faknows report

Early reactions, shared with permission. We keep the screenshot, never the chat.

How it works

Three steps. No account, no chat left behind.

STEP 1

Upload the export

Export your WhatsApp or iMessage thread, a .txt or the .zip straight off your phone, and upload it. That's the entire input.

STEP 2

We read every message

Every line, in order, who initiated, who carried it, who apologized, who ghosted. Processed in memory, never written to disk.

STEP 3

Get your free verdict card

A balance score, named psychological patterns backed by your own quotes, and a verdict that picks a side, free, rendered as a card built to send straight back to the chat.

No chat is ever stored. Full stop.

Uploaded chats are some of the most sensitive data there is, breakups, fights, the private words of people who never signed up for this. So the architecture is built around one rule: nothing survives the report.

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Ephemeral processing

Your export is held in memory for the duration of analysis only, never written to a database, never persisted to disk.

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Deleted the moment your report renders

Once your PNG card is generated, the source chat is discarded. There is nothing left to leak, breach, or subpoena.

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No training on your data

Your messages are never used to train or fine-tune any model. What you upload is used once, for you, and then it's gone.

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Opinion, not diagnosis

Every verdict is entertainment-framed. FaKnows isn't a therapist and doesn't claim to be one, it's a read of the text, not a clinical judgment.