FaKnows.
the receipts don't lie

Your group chat already knows who was right.

Ever wondered who'd actually know the answer to that? Fu*k knows, so we built it. In this case, FaKnows who's at fault.

Stop arguing about it. Upload the chat and let it tell you, FaKnows reads every message and hands you a free, brutal, quote-backed verdict card in under a minute.

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Drop your .txt or .zip export here
or click to choose a file, a straight-off-the-phone export .zip works too
Free · No signup · Under a minute
Works with WhatsApp and iMessage, upload the .txt, or the .zip straight off your phone
🔒 No chat is ever stored, analyzed in memory, deleted the moment your report is generated.
or see a sample report first →

This is what you get. Free.

A real report, on a fictional chat, the exact format yours ships in. This sample is fabricated, not a real user's chat.

Sample FaKnows report card: 'Two Best Friends, One Unpaid Therapist', a fictional demo report
fictional demo, not a real chat

Title = the verdict, up front. No burying the lede, the headline is the take.

A balance score, not a vibe. Who initiated, who carried it, who showed up only in emergencies, quantified.

Every pattern comes with a quote. No callout without a verbatim line from the actual chat as evidence.

A verdict that picks a side. Framed as opinion and entertainment, never a diagnosis, but it doesn't both-sides it.

Get my free report

What people say after the verdict lands.

Real reactions land here once early testers start sharing. This slot is styled and ready, so real quotes drop in with no rework. Nothing here is posed as a real user until real reactions exist.

real quote, pending
real quote, pending
real quote, pending
Placeholder slot. Real reactions replace these once they exist.

How it works

Three steps. No account, no chat left behind.

STEP 1

Upload the export

Export your WhatsApp or iMessage thread, a .txt or the .zip straight off your phone, and upload it. That's the entire input.

STEP 2

We read every message

Every line, in order, who initiated, who carried it, who apologized, who ghosted. Processed in memory, never written to disk.

STEP 3

Get your free verdict card

A balance score, named psychological patterns backed by your own quotes, and a verdict that picks a side, free, rendered as a card built to send straight back to the chat.

No chat is ever stored. Full stop.

Uploaded chats are some of the most sensitive data there is, breakups, fights, the private words of people who never signed up for this. So the architecture is built around one rule: nothing survives the report.

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Ephemeral processing

Your export is held in memory for the duration of analysis only, never written to a database, never persisted to disk.

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Deleted the moment your report renders

Once your PNG card is generated, the source chat is discarded. There is nothing left to leak, breach, or subpoena.

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No training on your data

Your messages are never used to train or fine-tune any model. What you upload is used once, for you, and then it's gone.

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Opinion, not diagnosis

Every verdict is entertainment-framed. FaKnows isn't a therapist and doesn't claim to be one, it's a read of the text, not a clinical judgment.